EXTREMELY SCIENTIFIC
COMPATIBILITY TEST

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QUESTION 1 OF 6

A pigeon arrives with a tiny briefcase. What now?

Offer it a chair and ask about quarterly results Become its legal assistant immediately Respectfully request to see the briefcase

QUESTION 2 OF 6

We inherit one extremely long extension cord. Our first purchase is:

A lamp for somewhere very far away Another extension cord A ceremonial plug

QUESTION 3 OF 6

The moon asks to borrow our charger. We say:

Of course, but bring it back before Tuesday Which moon? We only have the weird little one

QUESTION 4 OF 6

Choose our household emergency noise:

One polite beep A horse saying “computer” Seventeen seconds of dial-up internet

QUESTION 5 OF 6

A haunted printer produces one warm page reading “NICE.” We:

Frame it Say thank you to the printer Ask for twelve more copies

QUESTION 6 OF 6

Our shared boat has no water beneath it. Best plan?

Wait confidently for weather Rename it “Floor Boat” Enjoy our excellent stationary boat

EXTREMELY SCIENTIFICCOMPATIBILITY TEST